![]() ![]() And unsexy sex is more than a missed opportunity to engage with another facet of adult life, its presence is so awkward that these games would be stronger if they pretended they had never even heard of this Earth thing called 'kissing'. It's not that I think all video games should steer clear of sexiness and sexy sex, it's that so many games are so deeply unsexy. "Call me Zarathustra, the way you hit those bong-bongs"."Love is like a black hole: full of mystery and wonder, and bound to destroy you"."Whew! Where did you learn that slingshot maneuver?"."It's not the size of your leap for a man, it's the size of your leap for mankind"."And they say that in space, no one can hear you scream."."I think we can call the Big Bang more than a theory!".So I offer the following as examples to encourage Bethesda to hire me for more horrible post-coital quips: And when I figure out which galactic edgelord vomits up that "life is a sexually transmitted disease" line, they're immediately going out the airlock, just to be safe.Īnd yet, my brain is a nightmare machine tuned to create things that make me unhappy. I will live in fear of accidentally having spacesex because I wasn't paying attention to my party when I rested. Don't want any of that from a Bethesda RPG. I know we can't judge an entire game from three out-of-context examples. ![]() The game contains some suggestive material in the dialogue, and after sharing a bed with characters (e.g., "Life is a sexually transmitted disease that's a hundred percent fatal" "I'm all for getting a little wild, but next time let's try it without the jetpacks" "Talk about seeing stars, whew. Watch on YouTube To be clear: Liam did not know about this unsexy dialogue when he declared Starfield one of our most-anticipated games of the yearĪlong with warning about the usual moral depravities of a Bethesda RPG-weapons, killing, blood, drugs, and stealing- the ESRB's Starfield listing reveals:
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